fRu mEMbEbeL…jOm baCe!!…

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When the body was first made, all the parts  wanted to be Boss.   

The brain said, "I should be boss because I control  the whole body’s responses and functions." 

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the  brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

  The hands said, "We should be the boss because  we do all the work and earn all the money." 

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs,  and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. 

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole  being the Boss.

  So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up  and refused to work.   

Within a short time the eyes became crossed,

the  hands clenched,

the feet twitched,

the heart and  lungs began to panic

and the brain fevered.

  Eventually they all decided that the asshole should  be the boss, so the motion was passed.

  All the other parts did all the work while the boss  just sat and passed out the shit! 

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Moral of the story: You don’t need brains to be a  boss - any asshole will do.      

         huhu..reaLLy…. :p

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*********ABOUT YOU********

1. What is your full name?
haZwaNi haLim
2. Nicknames?
waNieliM,wAniE,fRu
3. Birth date:
07101985

4. Age:
19 stiLL!! sAdLy,tUrnin tWeNny in amoNth;z tiMe..noooo!!!
5. Sex:
n0t M
6. Where do you live?
tMn sRi puTri,sKudai,jB
7. What school do you attend or did you?
rEfeR mA prOfiLe aiiGht
8. Siblings and their ages?
mE,dANi,liANa,haFetZ..
wE;re aLL 2 yEarz aPart..
sO guEss u cAN fiGure it ouT urSelf,kaNkaNkAn? ;p
9. Pets:
dUn haV aNy..buT wiSH i couLd av aN owL
10. Zodiac Sign:
libRa

11. Righty or Lefty:
nOn-lEftY
12. Hair color:
br0wniSH-bLackiSh [it;S naTuraL,ocKay!]
13. Eye color:
dArk bRowniSh-bLackiSH [aGain,naTuraL  ;p]
14. Height:
157cm, i tHink
15. Do u wear contacts or glasses?
n0nE!ma eYez r peRfeCt…tHankgoD
16. Do you have any piercing?
yeP..eArrinGz wHich no1 sEems 2 noticE n wHen tHey do,tHey gEt reALLy sHockED! ;p
17. Do you have a tattoo, If so what and where:?
haD 1 on mA caLf buT it;z gOne noW..
[iT;z dA fRee sTick-on oNe fRom d CheaP buBbleguM,ya knoW,heh]
18. Do you have a certain fashion you follow?
naa…juZ weAr wUt feeLz cOmfY n guD
19. How are you today?
totaLLy bz dOwnLoaDin soNgZ! ;D
20. What pants are you wearing right now?
ma sLeepiN paNtz

21. What shirt are you wearing right now? 
a 50 rupEez [dAt;z rM5 :p] tShirt i bouGht in inDia
22. What underwear are you wearing right now?
do i reaLLy av 2 teLL??okEy tHen…sCarLEt..
23. What does your hair look like at the moment?
u knoW….iT;z dA faShion noW y;aLL…dA ouT-oF-bEd styLe
24. What song are u listening to right now?
sWitch [wiLL smiTh]..
iT;s on mTv riTe noW..kinda likE it!
25. What was the last thing u ate?
MAS saLted peANutZ dAt i goT on da pLane
26. How is the weather right now?
niCe n suNshiny..gUd…dOnt rAin yEt!!i duN waNna gO runniN 2 gEt dA cLothEs dAt i juZ jemoR-eD!!
27. Last person u talked to on the phone:
maMa ..aSkin mE if laKsa johoR wouLd b okAy 4 lunCh
28. Last Dream you can remember:
eRm….b-L-a-n-K
29. Who are you talking to right now?
not taLkin..juZ typiN
30. What time is it?
123pm

31. Do you find yourself attractive?
sadLy..no..
32. Do you find yourself ugly?
uwAaaa!!hoPe noT!!
33. Do others find you attractive?
duNno…Try aSkin d-otHerZ laa
34. Are you a virgin?
4 suRe,maN!

**********Just some questions****************
35. What are the last four digits of your phone number?
inDia;s nuMba=5541,maXis nuMba=0420
36. Have you ever almost died?
n0pe!fUh,,,,
37. Do u like the person that sent u this?
bLey la ;p
38. What makes u happy?
fuLL tUmmY
39. What’s the next CD you are going to buy?
paSar maLam mP3’s!! :p
40. What religion/denomination are you?
[i][$][L][a][m]

41. What’s the best advice ever given to you?
”p0mpuAN diLahirKan uTK meraJok,laKi diLaheRkan uTK meMujuK” wahahaha…
42. Have u ever won any special awards?
sUre!!~~da moSt cooLest siSta eVa~~ :p
43. What are your future goals?
2 b aPPy appY ePi foReVa…whiCh i knoW iZ o;cOurSe impoSsibLe
44. Do u like to dance?
sUre!!aSk mA siS ;p
45. Worst sickness u ever had?
ma 1St n laSt pEriod paiN!!!aaaRRrgghh!!daMn sEkse wEh!!dH la maSe tUh mY 1st lecTure in inDia…phEww…
46. What’s the stupidest thing u ever done?
ehEh…t0o mANy 2 cHoosE fRom!
47. What’s your favorite memory?
chiLdhooD dAyz in loNdon…dA sKooL wUz dAMn fUn!!no bOwrin eXams…no sToopiD uniForMs…loTza pLaytiMe..hehe
48. What are you most scared of?
dA momEnt ma hEart stopZ beAtin…
49. Who do you dream about?
lotZa ppL!!usUaLLy d ppL i thiNk oF b4 i doZe oFF
50. who do you tell your dreams to?
ma siS a.K.a mEMbeR goSsip,liaNa![mAMa jeLEs la tuh ;p]

51. If u were a crayon, what color would u want to be?
bLacK!

************* LIFESTYLE*************
52. Where do you shop the most?
ciTy sQuaRe…
53. Vices when it comes to shopping?
4eVa noT eNuFf $$$$$$!!
54. Do you do drugs?
heLL no….noT intResTed..
55. Do you drink?
yEP!!buT n0t sO fOnd oF sOdas noW..hyPer-sUgar-cOnteNT!!
56. Smoke?
daMn hAte eVen dA siGht of tHose sToopiD cANcer stix!!
nuFf sAiD!

57. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?
feAthEr
58. How many TV’s do you have in your house?
waiT, leMme go n kiRe jap,eH..eRM… thRee wo0pz aTas xkiRe laGi..eRm okeH 5
59. Do you have your own phone line?
noP buT i aV ma oWn eNSet,dAt;z moRe tHen enuFf riTe..
60. Do you sleep with a stuffed animals?
usEd to..heH

61. Do you go out a lot?

suRe i owEyz gO out!!2 jEMor kaEn..oPen d gaTe for maMa n aYah,2 sWeeP d haLAman uMah,2 aMek sUraT fROm postbox ;p
62. Do you like to entertain?
eRr…raMai2 leh aa..peMalu sKEt..[yuRritE!!]
63. Cell Phone:
ritE noW,noKia 6100,buT cHangin tO noKia 6670,wHiLe waiTin foR ma nokiA 6255 2 b reLEasEd!!cptlaaa!!
64. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? 
o;couRse sUm1 i cAN liv wiT aPPiLy eVer aFter…
65. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?
eRr..haVent tHOt bouT dAt yEt..buT romE wOuLd b niCe n vEnicE too,riDe d gondoLAs ya knoW..wOW..

>********************LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS*****************
67. Do you believe in Love?
eRr..yeS?
68. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
yuP!
69. Do you have a crush?
rEfeR aBovE aNswEr :p
70. Who is your crush?
r.A.h.s.i.E
71. Did you send this to your crush? naa…
72. Do you believe in Love at first sight? n0 way ..hoW cAN u faLL in luV wiT sUm1 juZ by looKin aT hiM!!liKe ma mama oWeyz sAyS dAt;z LUST…
73. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 
dResSin…

74. Longest crush:
wAhaha…dArjaH 6..
75. Are u shy to ask someone out?
dePenDz laa on d ‘’sUm1”
76. What you want in a relationship:
tRusT!!!!!
77. Have you ever cheated?
in eXaMz,yeS! ;P
79. What is a major turn on for you?
erM..gueSs i;ll kEep dAt 2 meSelf

*********ON GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT (for girls only)*******
80. Boxers or briefs:
b0xeRz…
81. Long or short hair?
dEPendZ!
82. Curly or straight:
siLe ruJuk jWpan di aTas..
83. Tall or short:
taLL…dEfiniteLy!
84. Six pack or muscular arms:
mm…caN i aV botH? ;p
85.  Hat or no hat: ?
aGain…d-E-p-E-n-d-z
86. Ears pierced or not:
no tHankZz..
87. Tan or Fair:
tAN!!cOz i;m n0t a faiR gaL! ;p
88. Dimples:
wHoa….eXtrAexTrA!!b0nus!
89. Stubble or neatly shaven:
tgK aa cMne hEH..
90. Rugged or sporty:
naK 2-2 gaK leyh? ;p

91. Studly or cutie:
maCho xLeyh? :p
92. Accent or not:
xkeYsah la tUh
93. Glasses?
dOeZn;t mattEr eiTHer
94.  Smart or dumb?
d;uhhhhh….r u dAt duMb!!
95. What sport should he play?
baSketbaLL!!
96. dependent(whipped) or independent ?
cOme oN diZ iZ mA fUtuRE huSbaNd-2-bE..indEpendEnt laa wEy…

>*******************RANDOM**************************
121.  Is cheerleading a sport?:
totALLy a NO!!
122. How many licks does it take to get to the center?
dePendz on wUt ur LicKin riTe..huhu
123. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
taKe ur piCK..

***********Choices****************************
124. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?
eWww…tHere;ll aV 2 b sUmtin dEfiniteLy wROng wiT me b4 i cHooSe eiTHer 1!!!
125. Having your tonsils or appendix removed?
noNe,prEferAbLy..
126. Lights on/off?
can;t sLeep wiT ‘eM on..
127. Do u like snow, sun or rain?
a cOmbO wOuLd b niCe
128. Mickey D’s(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King):
buRga kiNg rULEZ!!!!!!!!!
129. Do u like scary or happy movies better?
hOrrOr moViez r my speCiaLty! ;p
130. On the phone or in person?
dEPenDz on d peRson

131. Summer or winter?
bOth r fUn..cOz we;ll haVe hoLz dUrin botH!!
132. Hugs or kisses?
huGs fROm cErtain ppL,kiSseS fROm cErtain ppL,botH fROm cErtain ppL…
133. Chocolate or white milk:
cHOc!!!i cAnt sTand wiTe miLK!!
134. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper:
icE leMon tEa,puh-LEeZ..
135.Glass half full or half empty? 
nOw…leMme c…hoW maNy tiMez aV i cUm aCroSS diZ tRick quEstioN..hMm…
136. Tape or DVD:
dEfiniteLy dVd…cUm on iT;z 20o5 maN
137. Cats or Dogs:
iF onLy we wEre aLLowEd 2 keEp dOgZ,i wouLd;ve doNe so!!
138. Mud or Jell-O wrestling:
jeLL-o!!!nyuMnyuM  ^__^
139. Vanilla or Chocolate:
cHOc!!i;m a cHoc luVvA..!
140. Skiing or Boarding:
sKi-inG;z fUn…bOardinG;s wAY kewL..

141. Day or night:
eveniNgZ..?
142. Cake or pie:
seCret rEcipE;s nU yoRk cHeeZe caKe+mcD’s piNeappLe piE!!
143. Silver or gold:
pRefeR siLver,,so muCH beTtA
145. sunset or sunrise:
sUnsEt i gUess..i nEvvA get up in tiMe 4 sUnriSe :p
146. Love or Lust:
l-o-v-E

*************FAVOURITE****************************
147. Color:
bLack + wiTe
148. Food:
maMa;s aSam pDas,chiLLi chEeZe coRntos,sniCkerS kuNenG,ala..byk SgT aa..rEfer ma prOfiLe aa
149. Candy:
sTrawbErrY+cReaM cHupa chuPs
loLLy

150. Beverage:
loaDz!!

151. Alcoholic Beverage…
dUn dRinK..noT ma sTyLe..[eCeh,,]
152. Ice Cream Flavor:
wuT eLSe!!cHoc laa!!butTasCotcH oSO
153. Sport?
bAsketbaLL!wiT a nuMber 7 jeRseY! :p
154. Animal:
buNny
155.  Type of music?
uh-oWH…diZ haZ owEyz biN a tuFf quEstion 4 mE!!i liKe aLL kiNdz oF muZiquE…sPashLy hiPhoP+rNb aa..eRr..u knoW wuT..wUt sAY u rEfer ma prOfiLE aGain..eHeh..
156. Song:
onCe again…too-dAMn-maNy 2 meNti0n!!
157. Number:
seVveN!! [7]
158. Month?
fEbruAry n sEPteMba!! [thEse aRe wHen i aV ma  hoLz ;p]
159. TV show? 
wHo liveZ in a pineaPPLe unDer da sEa..?sPongeb0b sQuarepaNtz!!!!

160. Movie?
loadZZzz!!!siLE ruJuk profiLE aKuh laGi wOkeh..
Actor?
j0hnNydePP
Actress?
aisEy lupE aa naMe die…pe Eh…aHa…juLia stiLEs!

161. Store:
reJeCt sHop?!
162. Scent men and women ?
asaL beSH,dh ah..
163. Teacher:
mY engLish tEacHer mS sKoLa reNdah!!pUan saLina fAisaL!!
[who iZ oSO my maMa aCtuaLLy ..heh]
164. Board Game:
m0n0p0Ly!!
165. Saying:
”fReaK out,leT it g0!!”

*******************HAVE YOU EVER***************
166. Loved someone so much it makes you cry?
mEbbE…rAhsiE..
167. Smoked?
sHut up!!!
168. Drank?
err…’scUze me diZ iz a rePeat quEsti0n
169. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractered a bone:
noPe mA bonEz r sTrong!eheh..
170. Ever broken someones heart?
”oo..haV i??” [iNnocentLy]

171. Broke the law?
d’uhHh!!!!dUrin ma sKooLdayZ,dAt;z wUt i diD 4 a liVin maN!! ;D
172. Ran from the cops?
noT yEt… :p
173.  Stole something?
yEp!!fRom mY aDeQ! :p
174. Tried to kill yourself?
noT yEt…hoPe i wOnt eVer wannA tRy..
175. Made yourself throw up?
nAaa…y tRoubLe meSeLf…
176. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?
oWH suRe!!i aM a gurL aFteR aLL!!
haha..buT sRiousLy,,,iT;z vEry haRd 2 maKe me cRy!!
sO u cAN imaGine hoW haRd iT is 4 me 2 maKe maseLf cRy!!

******************FRIENDS***************
177. Most blonde:
caRLy..baCK in loNdon..
178. NiCeSt:
weLL…s.e.C.r.E.t!! :p
179. FuNnIeSt:
cHeE honG :p
180. TaLLeSt:
azLin!!

181. BeSt pErSoNaLiTy:
suMe aDe peRsonaLity maSing2 maa..
182. Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? hmm..
niNa..
aNdRew..
aZah..
diLLa..
deqLynn
183. What do you think of soul mates?
err…dUnno wUt 2 sAy..
184. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?
eRr,iZ dAt poLite?huhu
185. Is it right to flirt w/ your friend’s sibling if you really like him/her?
saLah ke??
186. What’s something about guys/girls you don’t get?
y r guyZ so inSensitiVe??
187. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you to use your phone, what would u do?
asK 4 aN autoGrapH,sNap a picTure..y noT eY

++There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. [wOw..reaLLy aa]

++A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. [uiKz..]

++The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.  [kewL..eH ke hot aa ;p ]

++The germs present in human feces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.  [wHoa...eWww!! ]

++A jellyfish is 95 percent water! [ =o ]

++A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.  [eRk...hoW sCaRy maa..]

++"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". [ooo..bR aKuh pRaSan..]

++If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
[uiYoo...]

++The can opener was invented 48 years after cans were introduced.
[juZ b tHankfuL dAt it wUz invEnteD maa!!]

++Lightning strikes men about seven times more often than it does women.
[pHeww... :p]

++The koala is one of the few land animals that does not need water to supplement its food.  [bLey pLAk cMtuh eK]

++By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
[uSefuL tip,i guEss]

++Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. [heh..]

++The pineapple is a berry. So are oranges, lemons, watermelons, and tomatoes.
[????]

++On average people fear spiders more than they do death. [wuTda....?!?]

++Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine (PEA), a natural substance that is reputed to stimulate the same reaction in the body as falling in love. [mAk aiH!!]

++The average women’s thighs are one and a half times larger in circumference than the average man’s. [d'uHhh...]

++A foetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.

++A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.  [fuLLamaK..]

++A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. [iskisK..]

++Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
[wAh...bErgunE baNgat nih..]

++The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F".  [lalala]

++If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. [uiSh gLer baHye aa]

++There are 336 dimples on a regular golf ball. [paKAi lah t3 ;p]

uiKz dH aa tUh….cUkop aa mRepEk fRu oiii….dH aa aKuh nk pi tiDow nEh…s0k nk pi beLi bbaJu  kaEn nk bWat baJu rAye maa…ZzzZzzzzz…

oYatsumiNasAi….

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w0o0o0oh0o0o0o….
hehE…
tD pi paSar mLm dOwh..
ngAn aDeq aKuh,liaNa..
gLr aa…
dH seTaon maa xmeRase sUasaNe paSar mLm.. heh..

aGak beSh aa…
dH aa bwK 80 buCkz!!
huhu..
meMuLe aDeq aKuh pon tKejut aKuh bwK 80 bux
”peSaL byK sGt bwK nih!!”

tP sMpi2 kt stuh..
haaa…sEb baeK aa aKu bWK 80 maa!!
tu pon xcukop!!
kNE pinjaM duEt liaNa gak!!
haha…beNgang je diE tpakSe bkorbaN deMi siS tErcheNta diE nih..huhu…taNx haa :p

nWayz…beNde2 yg aKu bLi xDe aa byK sGt..heh
sBb x cuKop duEt je!!kLu taK..suRe byk laGi aKuh borong tAdi!!aisEy…xPe..xpE…nX wik pi lAgi eh liaNa!!

sTuff i bouGht..
>>tUdonGz…
wiTe,bRowniSh,litE bLue,maR0on = $90!
[biSeng gLr liaNa bebel kt aKuh mS bLah dr geRai tuDong tuh!!]

>>koPok leKow!!
laMe x mkN dowH…

>>cEMpedaK gOweNg..
yUmmy!!my aLL tiMe fEvrEt!!

>>kwEytiaOw gOreNg bAsaH..
fUh..

>>aPAm baLek

>>cENdoi+cincAu..
peRrghh…bLs dENdaM pe nih..

nWayz…
it wUz kiNda fUn
s0 dEfiniteLy gOin agAin nx wik,
riTe liaNa!! ;p

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fUhhhhh….hoW gUd it fEELz 2 bE baCk ‘oMe….

aFtEr a wHoLe yeAr sTuck in INDIA!!!!!!

reALLy eNjoYin mAseLf riTe noW laZin aRounD aT ‘oMe :p

sPashLy noW dAt i knoW i paSsed mA 1sT yeAr mBbs pHase I sTage I eXamZ!!!
yippEeEeE!!!

sTuff i;vE bin doiN aT ;omE 4 d paSt 2 dAyz..heh..lalalalala

=laYan dVd..

=lAyan dVd..

=layAn dvD.. ;p

=laYan tV…

=laYan inTernEt..

=laYan eNseT n cRediT aDeq aKuh..[sOri liaNa...tAde simcArd laa..huhu]

=sKang kNe wAt houSewOrK cHorEs lak…[cOz bibik dH taDe..huhu pDN muKe AKuh] 

=====>paGi mkN..bUkaK2 tiNgkaP..jeMor kaEn…baSoh2 beNde dLm sinK…laP2 meJe mkN…maEN pS2 kJap ngaN aDeq aKuh yg gLr fAnatik dOk 1 aRi dPn beNde aLah tuh,biAse aa laKi…xpHm aKuh!!!..buhSan maEn ps,laYan laPtoP aKu jaP…nk uJan,aNgkAt kaEN…aMek sUrAt dLm posTboX…layan YM nGan mSn mSger jaP nGan eMail+fRensTa jaP…liPat2 kaEn saMbil tGk tV oR dGr rAdio[dH byk aKu ktinGGaLan maa!!sUme laGu br tatau!]…tUnggU aDeq aKuh liaNa bLk skooL[yeA!!diE bLikan koPok leKor aa..laMe sEyh xmkn!!]…tUnggu maMa aKuh bLk sKooL lak…mKn beNde yg maMa aKuh bLi kt sKooL die…tUmpaNg tgK dRama yg maMa aKu sLaLu tgK aRi2 wiThout fail!!…naEK aTas nGumpat jaP ngan liaNa saMbeL tgK die wT omwEk…pi kaCo aDeq aKuh dANi yg stiLL tgH maeN ps tUh!!…maMA dH abeS tGK dRama diE…pi dAPo sEybok2 tGK mama wTpe…haNg around laa kt kiTchen tuh,nk bLAja maSak dowh :p ….g0ssip ngaN mamA lakz..huhu…siaP..aJak aDeq2 aKuh yg peMalas aMat tuh pi maEN baDminton sAt…maNdi-maNde….mLm beSe aa mLepaKz nGan faMiLy aKuh dPn tV saMbeL beRboraK…tP kaLu mama aKu aDe nk tGK dE punyE aKadeMi fAntaSia tuh!!!AAAAAAA!!!sOri laa..aKu naEK ataS dLu ye maEN ps ngaN aDeq aKuh lg beSh!!huhu…

sO baSicaLLy..dAt;z wUt i caLL my liFe dUrin d hoLz…

skang naK kuaR ngaN fWenz poN suME cuTih..isKiSK…

tAkpe aa aKu naeK kL kaNg,aKuh paKse korANg ponTeng kLAs!!waJeb haa!!

huhu..

dH aa…aDeq aKuh dh panggeL tuh sUro maeN wiNnin eLeveN ngaN die…aDoiiiiiiii…laY-tA tHen foLkz!ciaO….